Like a proud father.
He’s gonna save that one for future use.
ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war
#lucius is mortified that his own son is so transparent #he has to go home and lie down in a dark room #gay for POTTER how EMBARRASSING #narcissa knows he gets the fondness for potters from a defect on the black side of the family but chooses not to say anything #she just strokes lucius’s hair and promises to teach draco a better pokerface #subtlety is a lost art (queerpotters)
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHY KAI AND JINORA’S LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORKS OUT SO WELL
JINORA HAS ASTRAL PROJECTION
THEY CAN LITERALLY SEE EACH OTHER EVERYDAY
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
dipper pines enters the skeleton war
fuckboy gets his ass kicked
get on fuckboy, we’re going fighting
i can’t believe jkr doesn’t know remus lupin is queer do you think someone should tell her
once in an interview someone asked her if charlie weasley was gay and she gave them this look and said DUMBLEDORE’s gay like there’s only room for a single queer in the wizarding world